Why is world toilet day and international mens day the same day eh? What are they trying to imply? How do I celebrate now? Drink beer while shitting and talking about football? Down with the Matriarchy! Give us back our foreskins!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

*reluctantly hands back prepuce*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)

Finally, now I can pinch the end and wee into it causing it to balloon, then release it all in one go like a urine bomb in order to assert dominance.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:58, archived)