Ah see, I found the solution to that years ago.
Just don't catch any lurgies. Marvellous!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 20:16, archived)

You spent all day trying to catch a lurgy and didn't get a bite, didn't you?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:31, archived)