I've got the lurgy guy's, oh jeez

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:27, archived)

African bum-AIDS again?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

you don't get that one twice
unless you had a threesome
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:50, archived)

Africans Hate This One Trick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:52, archived)

-tr +d

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

yeah, I'm getting pretty fed up with it tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:52, archived)

just tell them to leave

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

Tell 'em Steve-Dave

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:56, archived)

Ah see, I found the solution to that years ago.
Just don't catch any lurgies. Marvellous!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 20:16, archived)

You spent all day trying to catch a lurgy and didn't get a bite, didn't you?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:31, archived)

scott,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:11, archived)

b3ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:24, archived)

Some woman brought her kid in with a rash and asked what it was, I said "molluscum contagiosum" and she looked at me like I was some sort of Harry Potter cunt.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)

That is *SO* hufflepuff of you!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

Alright President Putin
dr death
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:57, archived)

Bifidus digestivum

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)

^spasticus autisticus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)

^horrendus bullivum

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:28, archived)

^tentacular ovipositor horrendum

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:32, archived)

mollu contagiosum
Harry Potter
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:30, archived)

Some woman brought her kid in with a rash and asked what it was, I said "molluscum contagiosum" and she looked at me like I was some sort of Harry Potter cunt
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:49, archived)

TBF I am a total cunt cunt

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:10, archived)

I've got an anecdote about a Canadian woman who presented a private prescription for her young son's infected bellend,
but they're not my forte.

tl;dr: hot Canada pisspipe action
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:56, archived)

Foreskin cream please.
Certainly!
*places four tubes of E45 on the counter*
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:13, archived)

Sounds like the wokerati has got you

( $$ ✅, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

Chicken broth with a bit of hot sauce in it
That should help.
Dad's been taken back in to hospital, the district nurse said he should never have been discharged.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)

Wishing Pappa Smash a quick recovery

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 9:34, archived)