I've got an anecdote about a Canadian woman who presented a private prescription for her young son's infected bellend,
but they're not my forte.

tl;dr: hot Canada pisspipe action
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:56, archived)

Foreskin cream please.
Certainly!
*places four tubes of E45 on the counter*
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:13, archived)