Mochefort scale, surely.
Although that sounds like a scale for rating the strength of cheeses.
( .Yeti., Sat 7 Dec 2024, 9:35, archived)

Alright yetso, long time no see

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Dec 2024, 10:57, archived)

Hi, Dozer.

( .Yeti., Sat 7 Dec 2024, 20:58, archived)