I wish my dad would stop being a massive fanny
And get his arse home, he's been sick long enough
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:55, archived)

I also wish that Trump would contract ebola
And die in unbearable agony, his internal organs liquefying and bleeding from every orifice.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:14, archived)