HO HO HO!! IT'S SANTA HERE!
would you like to make a Christmas wish? Ho Ho Ho
( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:42, archived)

I wish Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws was dead

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:49, archived)

i see. *makes note*

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:54, archived)

From the first post

( mongychops, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:00, archived)

that still happens?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 9:56, archived)

I wished for six hoes, so you’ve already given me what I wanted.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:55, archived)

Ho Ho Ho!
those hoes are on the house
( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:56, archived)

More of a Kwanzaa guy

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)

doesn't surprise me

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:06, archived)

How do Edinburgh residing Spanish people wish you season's greetings?
Fae Leith, Navidad!!!
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:38, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:40, archived)

Drop dead you dribbling mongtard spackmonkey
Alt: fuck you brb
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:42, archived)

i'll take fuck you brb for ten points please

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:46, archived)

For 10 points...
Which dribbling retard spack monkey is a resident racist cunt fuckery on unpopular wank fest website b3ta?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:48, archived)

can i phone a bellend?

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:58, archived)

LOL just as I read this my phone rang
it was the kebab house
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:14, archived)

'Kebab house' is not an acceptable slang term for Turkish dance music. >:-(

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:28, archived)

Sheesh I'm sorry!
All Turkish dance music sounds the same when you're dancing at the front of the stage in the mosh pitta
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:51, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 22:22, archived)

is the mosh pitta where Mark E Smith could be found at metal gigs?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 23:19, archived)

Please empty your bulging sack all over my child
's bed
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:44, archived)

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:47, archived)

I think I may have placed the break in the sentence at the wrong point
:(
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:49, archived)

I wonder if that shit Christmas cat account will re appear

( mongychops, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:00, archived)

I wish my dad would stop being a massive fanny
And get his arse home, he's been sick long enough
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:55, archived)

I also wish that Trump would contract ebola
And die in unbearable agony, his internal organs liquefying and bleeding from every orifice.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:14, archived)