HO HO HO!! IT'S SANTA HERE!
would you like to make a Christmas wish? Ho Ho Ho
( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:42, Reply)

I wish Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws was dead

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:49, Reply)

i see. *makes note*

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:54, Reply)

From the first post

( mongychops, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:00, Reply)

that still happens?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 9:56, Reply)

I wished for six hoes, so you’ve already given me what I wanted.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:55, Reply)

Ho Ho Ho!
those hoes are on the house
( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:56, Reply)

More of a Kwanzaa guy

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:04, Reply)

doesn't surprise me

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:06, Reply)

How do Edinburgh residing Spanish people wish you season's greetings?
Fae Leith, Navidad!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:38, Reply)

piss off

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:40, Reply)

Drop dead you dribbling mongtard spackmonkey
Alt: fuck you brb
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:42, Reply)

i'll take fuck you brb for ten points please

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:46, Reply)

For 10 points...
Which dribbling retard spack monkey is a resident racist cunt fuckery on unpopular wank fest website b3ta?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:48, Reply)

can i phone a bellend?

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:58, Reply)

LOL just as I read this my phone rang
it was the kebab house
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:14, Reply)

'Kebab house' is not an acceptable slang term for Turkish dance music. >:-(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:28, Reply)

Sheesh I'm sorry!
All Turkish dance music sounds the same when you're dancing at the front of the stage in the mosh pitta
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:51, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 22:22, Reply)

is the mosh pitta where Mark E Smith could be found at metal gigs?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Dec 2024, 23:19, Reply)

Please empty your bulging sack all over my child
's bed
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:44, Reply)

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:47, Reply)

I think I may have placed the break in the sentence at the wrong point
:(
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:49, Reply)

I wonder if that shit Christmas cat account will re appear

( mongychops, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:00, Reply)

I wish my dad would stop being a massive fanny
And get his arse home, he's been sick long enough
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:55, Reply)

I also wish that Trump would contract ebola
And die in unbearable agony, his internal organs liquefying and bleeding from every orifice.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:14, Reply)