I once done a fart so smelly that everyone in the pub looked round

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:17, Reply)

Did it refract light creating a radial distortion effect?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:51, Reply)

No, it came out in giant bubbles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:54, Reply)