classic b3ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 12:18, archived)

Sadly these days we're well into the epoch that archaeologists would call "Post-Classical b3ta."
Compare it to, say, the Hellenic phase of ancient Greece or the Toltec civilization in a Mesoamerican context, except with a lot more insults and beakering and no actual achievement as such.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Dec 2024, 12:31, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 12:43, archived)

Nobody who posts on here has any achievements.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Dec 2024, 12:50, archived)

I went to the toilet all by myself earlier, without any help from anyone
so you take that back.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:06, archived)

I once done a fart so smelly that everyone in the pub looked round

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:17, archived)

Did it refract light creating a radial distortion effect?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:51, archived)

No, it came out in giant bubbles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:54, archived)

I know all the lyrics to 'Holiday Rap' by MC 'Miker' G and DJ Sven

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:25, archived)

I did a spunk and poo came out of my helmit

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:25, archived)

Beware the Wanky Shit Demon

(SILOUSER40, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:51, archived)

I thought she got banned for trying to doxx people on here?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433505
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:57, archived)

I’d forgotten about that abomination

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:57, archived)

Jokes on you pal
according to my Steam year in review I've got loads of them.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:40, archived)

Yeah, I'm a "Pillar of the comminuty".
*high five*

Oh wait, I misread it, it says "pillock".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:06, archived)

I've still got all my own waist and a 28 inch hair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:51, archived)

I've just fingered my 10,000th bumhole!

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:27, archived)

👉🍑🎉

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:56, archived)

post-Roman Britain b3ta more like
a near total collapse of society, the disappearance of literacy and everyone living in the comedy equivalent of dirty wooden huts.

Hang on, it's always been like this
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:49, archived)

I'd like to point out that this is a very simplistic view of post-Roman Britain and one no longer held by most historians.
I wouldn't want anyone getting the wrong idea, like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:50, archived)

I think we're in the nascent post-post-classical age.
The return of the mods and the fact that they put a lid on the terminally tragic spackery into which this place descended in their absence has heralded a new beginning. Maybe.
( .Yeti., Thu 19 Dec 2024, 16:58, archived)

You rang?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:02, archived)

'Trouser residence, Dave speaking'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:47, archived)

Dave Trouser, yesterday
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:09, archived)

Blank image.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 16:54, archived)

YEAH!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:07, archived)

Curious, it worked earlier.
The massively increased Web traffic from /chat probably exploded their servers, or something.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:40, archived)

What lols!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:29, archived)

non-stop japes m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:47, archived)

skem is puff

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:00, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433520
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 15:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8419783
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 16:02, archived)

Better than diet b3ta

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:08, archived)