You don't stick your head in a tiger's mouth and then flick his spuds

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:53, archived)

Not unless your arms are about six feet long, anyway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 9:53, archived)

A wet towel would work

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 10:46, archived)

Seems like a bit of a waste to develop the skill and technique required, only to have your head bitten off.
And isn't that just like life?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:17, archived)

"Now you say zat!" says one of Siegfried & Roy in a dodgy German accent

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:35, archived)