Whatever you do, don't stand on Toblerone.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 14:59, archived)

You could lay a load of them flat on the floor
Put a board on top and stand in that but that’s only something I’d be up for if I was locked in a duty free and had access to a fuck load of toblerones
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 22:26, archived)