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Shit thread:
I just did a banana poo... it came out of my bum bum and curled right back up between my legs
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 18 Jan 2025, 16:42, archived)
Just did one myself recently in the Slim Chickens toilet
The flush didn't work
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 17:16, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 17:36, archived)
That's a tangerine turd

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Due to digestive issues
I am currently deploying the scatter gun technique
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