If I was Mr. Penis,
this would be a humorous response, but I'm not
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 22:13, archived)

The Penis doth protest too much, methinks.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 0:15, archived)