Will you charge it rent?
I've heard the normal going rate is a third of a dead mouse.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)

I'm already owed a bit of cheddar and ham. Sandwich tax apparently. Who knew

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 14:55, archived)