Morning
I'm doing a linguistic game where I have to find a way to quickly and simply ask someone to leave and never again return in as many ways as possible. I've got 9 so far.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 0:23, archived)

have you considered going away and not coming back?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 1:07, archived)

That's a good one
but I've already got it written down
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 1:13, archived)

sneaky edits are not allowed

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Feb 2025, 2:18, archived)