Actually, there are some fuckwits out there who think it will.
The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, for example.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 14:28, archived)

I think the people who wrote the questionnaire probably think the way 'drugs' work
is that a previously normal person does a line of coke or half a pill and then immediately gets the urge to rush out and find a prostitute to have unprotected anal sex with.

When by the worst thing for making people take stupid risks is booze, but they can't very well say "no blood from anyone who's had sex while shitfaced", because that would rule out anyone who isn't either a virgin or an observant Muslim.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Mar 2025, 16:43, archived)