But why ding so early?

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 7:13, archived)

i like to wake up to feed the birds
ther're so hungry
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:39, archived)

i genuinely get up to feed the birds
i have a wagtail that sits on my bedroom windowsill and sings at me until i feed it. i can't ignore it because it's so cute.

it's also waiting for me when i get home from work.
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:43, archived)