My son came home with his whole band
They are noisy and annoying
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:57, archived)

Give them the brutal truth about their skill level.
Then fart and shut them in whatever room they are in.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:01, archived)

Annoyingly, they're actually very good
I'm still doing the fart thing though. Straight up power move.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)

Charge them; studio rental fee.
Yes. Then you can buy more hats.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)