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Afternoon.
I am original, funny, likeable and attractive. What are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:28, archived)
jealous

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:37, archived)
I’m also lying through my teeth, I’m a hideous social reject.
But at least I’m a good liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:05, archived)
i absolutely believed you
i don't anymore, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:07, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:27, archived)
just being a dick ok

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:47, archived)
And bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:50, archived)
just don't then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:58, archived)
The resurrection

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:50, archived)
If your resurrection lasts more than four hours you should seek medical assistance.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:06, archived)
stone roses?

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:18, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:20, archived)
not into drama
gsoh reasonable shape and condition looking for friendship fun and maybe more
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:52, archived)
Reasonable condition?
Would you say “near mint” or “lightly played”?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:08, archived)
I'm what can only be described as 'shop soiled'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:19, archived)
"obvious signs of wear and tear on the underside"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:19, archived)
oblate spheroid

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:03, archived)
'open box'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:04, archived)
Some ringwear and noticeable crackle throughout

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 23:30, archived)
Bored

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 12:59, archived)
Go fish!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:13, archived)
yeah bring back live from the lake

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:00, archived)
Mind your own business

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:12, archived)
:(
I just want to get to know you better and then maybe your popularity will rub off on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:29, archived)
My son came home with his whole band
They are noisy and annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:57, archived)
Give them the brutal truth about their skill level.
Then fart and shut them in whatever room they are in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:01, archived)
Annoyingly, they're actually very good
I'm still doing the fart thing though. Straight up power move.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)
Charge them; studio rental fee.
Yes. Then you can buy more hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)
Lol, rub off

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:32, archived)
Lol, like wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:37, archived)
Well
I have most of my own teeth and only one filling.
My handwriting is okay, actually better these days than when I was younger.
I make an EXCELLENT cup of tea.
Cats get on with me.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:32, archived)
Anyone liked by cats is all right in my book.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:40, archived)
When I am forced to write
I am forced to acknowledge how terrible my handwriting is, and that I should probably write more
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:58, archived)
if most of them are your own
who's are the rest?
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:04, archived)
✋

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)
alright Fred Dineage

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:16, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:50, archived)
Friends
and neighbourhood cats that come and say hi when I'm passing.

I'm not good with dogs unless I know them.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:36, archived)
*whispers*
(they meant your teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:49, archived)
So did garold, he can bite through your jugular with his cat teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:54, archived)
Well why didn't they say?
I have had other people's teeth. My other half used to be a trainee dental nurse and was helping a friend with an art project so we had a bag full of other people's teeth in the house for a while.

It was a see-through bag.

It was fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:55, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:16, archived)
It gets worse. I reminded him about the teeth and he said this:
"In secondary school I brought human lungs back home for a week. I had station displaying healthy lungs vs smokers lungs."

Brazil in the 80s, when kids could just borrow stuff from the anatomy museum.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:44, archived)
I took a stillborn piglet to school once
which was fucking grim even then
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:14, archived)
i played football with a frozen rat in the car park of chessington world of adventures.
happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:18, archived)
i was doing work experience at the zoo, it's fine. perfectly fine.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:20, archived)
just remembered it was actually called 'footrat'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:18, archived)
You must have been seriously shit at football
if you were well matched against a frozen rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Mar 2025, 20:06, archived)
i really was. i still am.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 21:11, archived)

football life
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 21:26, archived)

true as well.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 6:18, archived)
garold has a mouth full of cat's teeth, pass it on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:55, archived)
garold has a month's worth of rat's piss, pass it on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:06, archived)
Harold is a mong with a twat's face, pass it on

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:34, archived)
I'm the beating heart of /chat, FACT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:42, archived)
+l -he +f

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:44, archived)
-at +lm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:46, archived)
/chlm
monsterzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:49, archived)
belming helm?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:05, archived)
belming helrm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:07, archived)
alright ET's disabled brother

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:17, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:32, archived)
Eaten Thalidomide

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:07, archived)
The Jamzzzzz

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:15, archived)
Oh right, in the west midlands yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 23:39, archived)

the beating heart of /ch a tw
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 23:38, archived)
Annoying, sarcastic and great at parties

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:07, archived)
Are you just great at annoying, sarcastic parties?
Or do you have other qualities which make you a great party guest?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:23, archived)
35 years of Violator, what's everyone's favourite Depeche Mode record?
You can't say Hitler.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:31, archived)
That one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:47, archived)
Ultra is v good.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8441049
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:56, archived)
I liked Exciter too but suspect I’m in the minority there

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:57, archived)
god you're not black, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:21, archived)
Like the night m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:27, archived)
best kind
i'm not into these half blacks it's like they've made no effort at all
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)
SOFAD

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:04, archived)
Good choice
Music For The Masses was my most listened to album on spotify last year.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:11, archived)
don't really have one
my brother really liked them so I didn't by default
now that I'm older I can happily listen to their stuff but I'm not bothered
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:12, archived)
I'll put you down for Violator then, cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:35, archived)
do what you want
I don't give a shit
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:53, archived)
you probably don't give blood either
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:55, archived)
yeah but only because of the hepatitis

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:42, archived)
listened to them loads but couldn't name a single track off the top of my head

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:09, archived)
exactly the same for new order

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:15, archived)
They're shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 23:34, archived)
a hopelessly romantic starry eyed youth
that became a hopeless farty arsed adult
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:13, archived)
I’m sure there’s hope for your farty arse yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:15, archived)
fingers crossed!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:16, archived)
your worst nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:45, archived)
a six foot tall rabbit covered in jam?

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:54, archived)
Getting spitroasted by Jedward while my mum tells me off for doing it wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:57, archived)
jesus christ

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:03, archived)
hosted by ant and dec

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:45, archived)

ho fi
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Mar 2025, 20:05, archived)
Your date says she voted for Reform?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:02, archived)