Why does katsu need reviving?
It's a delicious noodle broth that still exists everywhere. Where are you that is so dire, there is a need to revive some soup?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:30, archived)

It's an hilarious pun on "Cat Survival Trust", the official b3ta charity
until the man running it went off the conspiracy deep end and neglected all the animals in his care until he was banned and one of the pumas chewed his leg off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:39, archived)

I see. Yes, I am familiar with that fun story.
Thanks. Though I do now want Katsu noodles for lunch...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 12:24, archived)

Then I have successfully revived katsu in your mind.
My work here is done.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 12:59, archived)

*Falls to knees, raises arms, looks sykward*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

It begins to rain.
Dave slowly softens, and loses form.
The plot twist is complete: Dave Trouser WAS the noodles all along.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:02, archived)

It's always a joy to see someone discover their inner noodles.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:06, archived)

That was fun, thanks for playing along :D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:07, archived)

eric was a comedy legend

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 15 May 2025, 15:12, archived)