You spill. You wash. You spill again. If only fate were not so cruel.
Not to blame the victim, but you must recognize your own role in this ongoing nightmare. You’re the one who insists on wearing a white shirt.
You should understand by now that you are a slob, and if you want to break free from these shackles, you need to stick to dark gray and navy blue.
Of course, even if you took an etiquette course or changed your wardrobe entirely, it’s unlikely someone with your susceptibility to spills could ever truly be free from this painful pattern.
You are a slave both to your stains and to the washing machine that removes them. How tragic.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 17 May 2025, 12:36,
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What would be the point, mof?What would even be the point?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 17 May 2025, 12:39,
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