Morning
Your slaphead namesake's been taking a leaf out of Frank Underwood's book.

Kevin Spacey: 'Yeah, I tried to shag a 14-year-old boy, but I'm gay and that's just how we roll.'

Gregg Wallace: 'It's MasterChef's fault for not creating a safe environment for me and my autism so I wouldn't commit a bunch of sex crimes.'
( .Yeti., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 9:18, archived)

Put them in a room together and let's see if they nonce each other to death.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 9:29, archived)

Battle Royale II: Yewtree Boogaloo

( .Yeti., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 9:39, archived)

Glad he ate her.
*thumb..... down!*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 10:09, archived)

Who?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 10:02, archived)