He had treated his last mobile phone with infinite care, he added, checking for it at night on his bedside table – only to wake up to find he had carefully settled it into a glass of water.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Oct 2025, 14:43, archived)

Meaningless yards are not meaningful

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Oct 2025, 15:11, archived)

Everybody has a preference. Some guys like them round, some guys like them thin, some guys like them tacky, some guys like them brand new, some guys like old balls. They’re all different. … It’s a very individual thing.

I’m not squeezing the balls. That’s not part of my process.

They also know how I like the balls and I tell them how great they are.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Oct 2025, 15:13, archived)

When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately—unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Oct 2025, 15:20, archived)