It’s not really my place to tell you what to do
but have you considered dying in a house fire?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:09, Reply)

I tried once.
Left a roll of tinfoil on a hob that was turned on.

I didn’t realise it was on fire until I couldn’t see the tv because of the smoke, I have no sense of smell.

But I did try.

Thanxxxx
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:15, Reply)