I think I speak for all of /chat in congratulating Sir David Beckham on his Knighthood
for services to kicking a ball about and kissing the royal hoop
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:05, archived)

i kicked a ball once
i didn't like it
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:30, archived)

the taste of his hairy dipstick
also -k +l
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:55, archived)

dipsticl lol

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:56, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:49, archived)