He loved science, it was in his, like, nature or whatever

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 0:10, archived)

Bedtime story
Once upon a time little Jamie Watson was a poorly little orphan. Then one day he entered a drawing competition where he had to come up with a design for DNA. Unable to afford a stamp, little orphan Jamie walked 10 miles to deliver his design by hand. A few weeks later he received a letter telling him that his design had won! And that's when little Jamie Watson found out that the real prize was that all future DNA was to be shaped according to his design! And he would own the copyright, and get royalties, and then he could afford not to be an orphan any more! The end.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Nov 2025, 0:59, archived)