I always thought that the bottle represented the phallocentric autocracy of the whole mail system
And Woody just meant "hard on*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)

That makes sense now
Even Frasier Crane rubbed his nobbin on the beer mats
( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:08, Reply)