I've got 3 cats but they're all fat pussies.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:58, archived)

That's why you need to borrow one and starve it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:30, archived)