My girlfriend is so stoned that she wrapped the sellotape she was using for the presents
Merry Christmas you b3tards
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 0:52, archived)

i mean, how did she seal it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:30, archived)

Pre stripped tape on edge of table

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:33, archived)

go on then, since it's christmas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:33, archived)

THIS STORY IS AS REAL AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:31, archived)

She IS real and she is a super model
with massive tits
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:34, archived)

cor!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 1:34, archived)

Merry Christmas!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 6:19, archived)