I've been meaning to colour code my house keys for months
I've got a spray can of primer and some paints but just haven't been arsed to do it. Which is stupid.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 11:01, archived)

I did mine when I changed the locks
pink for front
brown for the back door
(piss and shit, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:14, archived)

I'm impressed you find a medieval chastity belt, I've been scouring eBay for ages

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:30, archived)