Merseyside Jesus
A new play by Carla Lane
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:31, archived)

"CALM DOWN, JUDAS! HE AIN'T WORTH IT!"

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:01, archived)

Then Jesus declared, “I am the Carla Lane's Bread of life."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:05, archived)