Jizz Hornkamp
Seeing the name ‘Jizz Hornkamp’ takes us back to the summer of 2022 when Nottingham Forest unleashed bantergeddon by attempting to sign him.
The Dutch striker previously went viral for scoring four times in 30 minutes during a 2021 Eredivisie match, clearly no respecter of clean sheets anywhere.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 0:07,
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People get paid to write this and I wish I did(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 0:07,
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