Which hobbits? Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam?
- or that bollocks with Bilbo and Thorin and Co?
- or that shit show with Lenny Henry's Oirish Halflings to be sure?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 6 Apr 2026, 22:07, archived)

Frodo et al

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 6:35, archived)

best of all the hobbitses

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 6:56, archived)