I never meant to shit all over myself
I never meant to cause my pants such stain
I only wanted, one time, to wash my pants clean
I only want wash my pants clean
Then claim it was rain

Claim it's rain
Claim it's rain
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:13, archived)