Grey ones at home, fewer now we've had most of our trees chopped.
Plenty red ones in the surrounding countryside though. One of them ran onto the main road as I was driving to work once, it froze in the middle of the carriageway. I just had to drive over it and hope it stayed between the wheels. Who decided to nake Tufty a road safety mascot, the stupid cunt
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