morning

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 1:39, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 1:56, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 3:32, archived)

GUNTSWEAT

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 6:49, archived)

Misning!

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 7:43, archived)

/grumble

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 10:32, archived)

Awww Misning Grumble, he's DEFINITELY going into my ongoing book
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 12:13, archived)

As it's Sunday, let's make him a thunderous preacher

Right I've deleted that because 1.) wasted on you, no offence and
2.) good enough to actually use
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 12:34, archived)

u deleting shitcunt

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 22:25, archived)

Sorry MC, I really do think I might use it in something and don't want to leave it littering the place up with verbosity, no ones reading all that shut u type n all that
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 8:10, archived)

I read the original post and, if you have more like it, I would be v. interested in reading it.

( .Yeti., Sun 28 Jun 2026, 23:00, archived)

chatgpt.com/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 0:05, archived)

Cheers Yeti
I have so much more like it, been feeling it since 1966. The archive here is probably rammed with similar, what a great use of my time
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 8:14, archived)

what did you think might happen if you left it here?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 0:05, archived)

I'm a great believer not just in Preacher Misling Grumble but in covering my tracks
Nothing would happen in the real world but it would in My Creative Process and we don't want THAT now do we
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 8:12, archived)

comedy forum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:08, archived)

I am fucking exhausted

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 8:10, archived)

alright "Scotland's World Cup hopes"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 9:18, archived)

they had hopes?

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:56, archived)

Lick my scrotesac

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 8:18, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 10:14, archived)

smack my bitch up

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:22, archived)

Finally pissing down here.

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 10:36, archived)

, Trouser leg

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 11:09, archived)

feeding the squirrels was a huge mistake, they are psychopathically demanding, one of them just tried to tear through the screen and get inside
one of them throws itself repeatedly at the back door, bump, bump, wife thought it was one of my foolish lies until she saw it herself
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 12:58, archived)

PARKLIFE!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 13:44, archived)

-PARK +YARD

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 13:58, archived)

This will be the international hit song of next summer, I'm telling you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:36, archived)

squirrels are absolutely brilliant and very feisty foodvisitors. If you spend a little time at it you can get them to take food directly from your hand
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:36, archived)

vlad they are pushing my hands out of the way when I put the food down, one of them made a threatening noise at me yesterday when I topped up the food, WHAT ARE YOU DOING APE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:42, archived)

ahahahahahahahaaaa I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:48, archived)

Superglue the food to the floor
That'll stop them
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 15:04, archived)

I see you've never met a squirrel

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 15:34, archived)

i've never met a red one because the bloody immigrants have taken over
AS USUAL
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

on that note
i wonder how mongy is getting on
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

I've started to imagine him just supine, barely conscious, the room is impossibly humid, close-up of his profile as he whispers the hash, the hash
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:20, archived)

"I daresay Simon, these aren't clarinets at all!"

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:44, archived)

It's fucking cold

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:32, archived)

Hello Mongy x

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:46, archived)

Got red and grey squirrels here
There are red ones in my garden
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:19, archived)

I see red squirrel

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:21, archived)

There are black squirrels just down the road in Princeton, our kid says there are reds ones in Denver, but I've never seen any here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:22, archived)

The red ones are rare, the black ones are overdone.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:35, archived)

Grey ones at home, fewer now we've had most of our trees chopped.
Plenty red ones in the surrounding countryside though. One of them ran onto the main road as I was driving to work once, it froze in the middle of the carriageway. I just had to drive over it and hope it stayed between the wheels. Who decided to nake Tufty a road safety mascot, the stupid cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:32, archived)

Lots of them

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:18, archived)