That's one thing I can't handle
Went on holiday once and forgot I left half a watermelon in the fridge. When I got back, it was hairy. I had to get a mate to bin it for me, I couldn't bear to touch it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:36, archived)

-watermelon +bollock

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)

Bit Dennis Nilsen

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:42, archived)

He worked for the dole
Which just proves they employ psychopaths
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:15, archived)

Harry Stylezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)

do you detest soggy fruits?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:44, archived)

garold has a name, you know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)

Any food that's past its best turns my stomach

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:14, archived)