I tried to, but it got the hump
The HUMP hahahahaha
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:52, Reply)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:55, Reply)

Whatson's climbing rat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:57, Reply)

Sherlock's descending mouse

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:58, Reply)

Strap them together and you've got perpetual motion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 23:59, Reply)

Send me ten dollars immediately

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 0:09, Reply)

Only if it's a special offer
Do you have a sale planned? Can i get a code? I hope it's not rude.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 1:13, Reply)

I should add that I offer a competing service at reasonable prices

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 1:27, Reply)