Fruitshoot and Haribo costs considerably fewer than £30.
You wouldn't be bullshitting by any chance, would you?
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:21, archived)

No
She wanted K-pop demon hunters toys as well as sweets. I'm a soft touch for the kids in the family.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:28, archived)

Sounds golden.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 22:33, archived)

The amount of times I've had to listen to that song is ridiculous

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)