Found out relatively recently
that Ricky Warwick from The Almighty joined as their singer in 2010, a year after I shook his hand in King Tut's in Glasgow after he supported Therapy?. He's fucking tiny.

I realise that most of my celeb anecdotes end with how short they are, so for balance I should mention being dwarfed by Clive Russell in Anstruther.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:50, archived)

I loved him in Tango and Cash

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 13:43, archived)