Bollocks from York yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 14:04, archived)

it's not for girls

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 14:28, archived)

No Viking women here

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)

sounds viking awful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:39, archived)

*ahem*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:48, archived)

Byork, maybe yours

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 14:43, archived)

Sssh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)

Just saw a woman who looked exactly like Phil Lynott
Poor cow
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:06, archived)

just saw a woman that looked exactly like a homeless ungulate

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:09, archived)

Camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:02, archived)

now i have that shitty doubled-up lead guitar from boys are back in town in my head :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:42, archived)

that shitty doubled-up lead guitar from
are back in town
h b a
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( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:26, archived)

This really wasn’t worth the effort

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:33, archived)

I fucking hate it too
It's so 'look how clever we are'. It's one of my - but far from the only - problem I have with 'Iron Maiden'.

Johnny the Fox meets Jimmy the Weed has a fucking amazing breakbeat at the start though and no wanker harmony guitars. I spent £50 on the single a few months ago
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:18, archived)

#thatsinterestingqueef

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:18, archived)

Phil Lynott's singing/acting performance in Jeff Wayne's musical version of The War of the Worlds
is so awful, it's almost brilliant. So much cocaine that you could snort it out of the LP groove.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:25, archived)

I'll take your word for it
Good old Phil and his troglodyte jaw
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 21:38, archived)

Found out relatively recently
that Ricky Warwick from The Almighty joined as their singer in 2010, a year after I shook his hand in King Tut's in Glasgow after he supported Therapy?. He's fucking tiny.

I realise that most of my celeb anecdotes end with how short they are, so for balance I should mention being dwarfed by Clive Russell in Anstruther.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:50, archived)

I loved him in Tango and Cash

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 13:43, archived)

I live in York m8

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:23, archived)

-live +exist

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:40, archived)

DJing in a bar tonight, true story

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:02, archived)

-D +B

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:32, archived)

Jing in a ar, got you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8483157
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:57, archived)

I could smell you throughout the city

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 17:42, archived)

It's like that guy in Silence of the Lambs who says "I can smell your cunt"
except r ,
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:21, archived)

thoughout the city?

( vladimir, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 19:01, archived)

yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 19:12, archived)

Ok good :)

( vladimir, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 19:15, archived)

I've been there.
Nobody burnt my neck. I liked it.
( .Yeti., Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:41, archived)

please spare us the details of your disgusting not getting your neck burned fetish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 15:43, archived)