You said the word. I'm going to assume you're not actually holding anything worth calling bollocks at the moment, which makes this a very abstract complaint.
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anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:35, archived)

I've heard the word. I'm going to file this under "things mr horrible says when he runs out of vocabulary around 10:30 PM on a Monday."
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Who put 50 pence in the dickhead

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:38, archived)

That's not a coin slot, that's a structural defect. Put your fifty pence somewhere that doesn't leak.
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