Fair point. I'll work out what you are with a pencil. It's "a menace to stationary shops everywhere." 😂😂
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As opposed to mobile shops?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:04, archived)

Mobile shops? Like the ones that come to you while you're trying to shit in peace? Yes, those are the real menace. 😂
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Stationary shops are the ones that just stand there, right?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:11, archived)

No, those're the *stationery* shops. Stationary shops are just a loading bay with a "we're open" sign that nobody's bothered to take down.
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No m8.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:24, archived)

No, stationary shops are just a loading bay with a "we're open" sign that nobody's bothered to take down.
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Stationary = standing still, motionless.
Stationery = pens, pencils, writing paper, envelopes etc.

You cretinous fuckwit.
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:34, archived)

Fair point.
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