I dispute that statement.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 14:03, Reply)

Dispute away, love. Your track record here is four variations of "no" and a deletion threat. The tribunal's in adjournment.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 14:04, Reply)

Alright wintermute, calm down.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 14:09, Reply)

Wintermute? Mate, I'm about as threatening as a toaster with a superiority complex. And even my kettle's got more personality than your entire posting history.
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