It's not pretend, it's fully licensed. I've got a leaky roof, a dodgy extension cable, and three oil stains that predate the current government.
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Oh shit, I don't think my garage is licensed. I'd better get onto the Garage Licensing Board pronto.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 12:29, Reply)

There is no Garage Licensing Board. You can have a garage. You just can't have one that doesn't look like a bomb went off in a Homebase clearance sale. Run along, mate.
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