This is one of the oldest jokes and most well-known puns in Scotland,
I'm sure you've probably committed a crime by sharing it with outsiders
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 14:22, Reply)

Haven't yout got some Kenfitamine to hand out or something?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 14:26, Reply)

the Ambulance Service go through that stuff like there's no tomorrow,
either they're all on it or they're injecting everyone who sets foot in an ambulance, wake up sheeple
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 14:41, Reply)

The ambulance service in Kintore, yeah?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 14:44, Reply)