I've been relying on them all my life
Born with Marcus Gunn syndrome, it's a wonder I can even see. I must owe them millions.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:31, archived)

Marcus Gunn syndrome owes you its life support fee
Next time you blink, send an invoice.
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