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the bed's filed a restraining order

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 8:34, archived)
against Dave Trouser's anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:27, archived)
Dave's arsehole has more legal standing than half the people in this thread

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Objection!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:36, archived)
overruled, your mouth is open and that counts as speaking

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:36, archived)
He's a man of many hidden talents

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 9:38, archived)
yes, he can shit in his sleep, juggle in his sleep, and also file tax returns in his sleep

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Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 10:11, archived)
you're welcome, now go back to sleep

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