Just because you fill it with semen, that doesn't make it a submarine

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:44, Reply)

It does if I say it does

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:53, Reply)

shhh
don't tell The British Navy that. Our fleet is shonky enough as it is, if they find this out we'll have nothing with which to fight The Ruskies.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:16, Reply)