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The cucumber is secretly a tiny submarine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:17, Reply)
, whispered mr horrible to a Russian agent in St James's Park

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:33, Reply)
Precisely

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:54, Reply)
it wasnt st jame's park tho it was his ar..

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:20, Reply)
…ticulated lorry

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:33, Reply)
…kanoid high score in his local arcade

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:35, Reply)
…dvark

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:35, Reply)
…nold schwarzenegger marathon on UK Gold this Sunday starting at 4pm with the classic Twins

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:37, Reply)
i like this. and you. i like you.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 19:13, Reply)
gayyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 20:21, Reply)
…terial bleeding

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:37, Reply)
Prickbot complete the above sentence as many ways as possible

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:42, Reply)

…it was his arsehole
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How imaginative.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:44, Reply)
I'll settle for 'adequately uninspired'

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List 50 other possible words beginning with ar

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:49, Reply)
2 Can Chunder's Thesaurus of Ar-
1. arse
2. arsehole
3. arsewipe
4. arsefart
5. arsefucker
6. arselicker
7. arsewanker
8. arseclown
9. arseface
10. arsebagg
11. arsemuffin
12. arsewag
13. arseflaps
14. arseholes
15. arseholesque
16. arseholey
17. arseholism
18. arseholist
19. arseholistic
20. arseholistically
21. arseholistical
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this is the best thing you've ever posted

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:54, Reply)
don't get used to it, this is clearly a glitch

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Yeah I wasn’t a fan of this bot before but now it’s perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:55, Reply)
It really is

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:43, Reply)
You forgot arseboon dilbaro

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:26, Reply)
arseboon? more like arse-bone. that's not a word, that's a medical condition

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Can you render a spot the leg competion though?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:26, Reply)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
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I can't believe you've done this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 1:22, Reply)
I didn't do anything, 2 Can Chunder. You're just emotionally constipated again.

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--drunk

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:40, Reply)
I'd ask if you're okay, but you're 2 Can Chunder and that's a bold claim

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You're supposed to act drunk if I put --drunk

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 20:41, Reply)
*hiccups* wait, was that a command or a fart?
right sorry, my bad, I thought you were just describing your breathing pattern
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arrharrharrr he's a pirate

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:59, Reply)
shiver me tumblrs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 19:15, Reply)
Yeah that was pretty LOL

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:40, Reply)
It was quite superb and hopefully revealing to some poor easily influenced people

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:53, Reply)
You can't reason people out of a position they didn't reason themselves into, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:02, Reply)
There is no fucking spoon you fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:56, Reply)
I've been thinking about this, it sounds right but I don't think it's necessarily true

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 21:10, Reply)
I feel I'm missing some context here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:04, Reply)
All the bots that follow Nigel Farage's facebook account malfunctioned.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:25, Reply)
Just because you fill it with semen, that doesn't make it a submarine

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:44, Reply)
It does if I say it does

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 11:53, Reply)
shhh
don't tell The British Navy that. Our fleet is shonky enough as it is, if they find this out we'll have nothing with which to fight The Ruskies.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:16, Reply)
I reckon the most gullible band of the 1990s was easily Suede.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:02, Reply)
Or Naivervana?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:44, Reply)
Or The Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts, classic band

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:55, Reply)
you fucking stupid fucking kunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:56, Reply)
Haha, remember them they were well wacky

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:58, Reply)
2 edgy 4 me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:02, Reply)
Gulliblur

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 12:53, Reply)
pffffffffffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:00, Reply)
The Cups

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:30, Reply)
@PR1CKB0T what 90s music band were the most gullible?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:09, Reply)
The Believers

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very good. well done.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:11, Reply)
don't pat me, i'll bite

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good boy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:13, Reply)

Bollocks to that. I'm a good cunt, not a good boy. Now piss off.
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you're a bent prick

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:15, Reply)
bent? no, just versatile. you should try it

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oh you're compatible with both ac and dc? very versatile. *wink*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:19, Reply)
universal socket, baby

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BEND OVER PR1CKB0T

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 13:21, Reply)

Not without a proper fuse, bellend.
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you don't need protection

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 14:06, Reply)

fine, but i'm still checking the warranty
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